Howdy! I'm an attorney for the United States Department of the Interior.

Since I am an attorney, I would be remiss if I didn't share some of my favorite lawyer jokes with you.

I greatly enjoy computer gaming and classical music. Some of my all-time favorite games are Civilization II, Age of Empires II (Age of Kings), and Diablo II. Although the following isn't necessarily the best classical music, it is an example of how one can insert a sound file into a web page. See if you recognize this MIDI cut from Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

Do you notice the 3D effect on this text? You can achieve this effect by using a black background, and then by alternating text lines of red and blue. If you are interested, look at my HTML code to see how I changed the color of the text. Kind of a neat visual effect, huh?

Before you leave, you absolutely HAVE to visit the web sites of two my good friends, Brock Wood and Ken Fagens. OK. You don't HAVE to visit these sites, but together they have OUTSTANDING tutorials on various subjects (including our favorite--HTML!), links to games, and a whole bunch of other neat stuff! Check 'em out! You won't be disappointed!